The Fresh Prince of Bia Messe

Why bother going through the NBA grind, when you are alredy royalty? I mean, King James has to play, sweat, destroy on his way to the hoop, do photoshoots all day long, in order to get to be The King, while Luc Mbah a Moute is a prince. Already. As a rookie. Well, even before that. Kind of envy the guy, I guess I always wanted to be worshiped, even if just a little bit....

Move out of the way, peasant!